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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2005|12:07 pm]
hkfortyseven
Observation: It is a known fact that most meatbags are more at ease when speaking to someone familiar to them. This is why an assassin is most effective when his quarry knows him, and considers him a friend. For this reason, I have decided to post a survey. I have filled out the answers accurately, and hope this will make my meatbag readers lower their guard feel more comfortable in my presense.



SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN

1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: I was never a child.
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: All meatbags die, no need to begrudge them their unrealistic fantasies in the meantime.
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? No.
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? Chidhood? Suggestion: If you were going to write a survey for the Livejournal world to read and fill out, you should have proofread it beforehand.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? No. I do not wish to have relations with... *shudder*
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? Assassin droid porn.
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? Observation: You are fixated on pornography.
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? The job I currently do. That being an assassin/protocol droid.
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? ....

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Greetings, meatbags. [May. 14th, 2005|12:34 pm]
hkfortyseven
Statement: You will notice that I have a new user icon. This icon is the work of a very talented meatbag named albur. Normally, I'm not one to be impressed my meatbag creations, but I think this stunning photo of such a magnificent subject is worthy of kudos.

Consideration: Of course, the Mandalorian Ripper is an equally impressive work of meatbag art... as are most heavy blasters... and don't even get me started on their Basilisk war droid *sigh* I'll never forget the moment I laid eyes on one of those. She was sitting there, sparkling and deadly, in that hangar on Dxun. Oh, how I loved thee, my darling meatbag life-ender...

Um... *looks around*

Query: I apologize... was that out loud?
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2005|11:15 am]
hkfortyseven
Observation: It is a pleasant morning, despite the lack of blaster shots and/or deceased meatbags.

Query: How is everyone today?
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(no subject) [May. 9th, 2005|03:50 pm]
hkfortyseven
[mood |chipperchipper]

Insincere Saluatation: Good afternoon, meatbags. How are you?

Statement: I am eagerly anticipating the next episode of America's Top Model. Though detailed analysis of Naima's buttkissing techniques indicate a disturbing possibility that the meatbag is going to win. This is very disappointing, as I find her particularly unpleasant. Even by meatbag standards.

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On second thought I find all of the meatbags on that show annoying.

*looks around*
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2005|08:06 pm]
hkfortyseven
Non-Sequitor Statement: I'm Rick James, bitch!
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Meatbags and ice cream [May. 7th, 2005|02:58 pm]
hkfortyseven
[mood |irritatedirritated]

Irritated statement: While I enjoy the company of meatbags now and then, the one thing I simply have no tolerance for would be the sounds of them eating. In my present location, there is a meatbag ingesting what appears to be an ice cream cone. The slurping and smacking sounds are grating to my highly sophisticated audio receptors.

Hypothosis: if I exterminated the afore-mentioned meatbag, the annoying sounds would cease.

hmmmm...

*looks around*
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