||[May. 23rd, 2005|12:07 pm]
Observation: It is a known fact that most meatbags are more at ease when speaking to someone familiar to them. This is why an assassin is most effective when his quarry knows him, and considers him a friend. For this reason, I have decided to post a survey. I have filled out the answers accurately, and hope this will make my meatbag readers |lower their guard feel more comfortable in my presense.
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: I was never a child.
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: All meatbags die, no need to begrudge them their unrealistic fantasies in the meantime.
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? No.
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? Chidhood? Suggestion: If you were going to write a survey for the Livejournal world to read and fill out, you should have proofread it beforehand.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? No. I do not wish to have relations with... *shudder*
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? Assassin droid porn.
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? Observation: You are fixated on pornography.
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? The job I currently do. That being an assassin/protocol droid.
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? ....
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